Thursday, December 9, 2010

Movie Journey

Shrek

Ordinary World: Shrek. By himself. In the swamp. This is the part where he is enjoying his life, loving being alone and doing whatever he wants. Being a straight up Ogre.
Call to Adventure: All the fairy creatures get dumped on his swamp. So he goes to Farquad, wins the duel, and demands his swamp back. Farquad says he must go rescue the princess Fiona and he'll give him back his swamp.
Refusal of the Call: Shrek says no. He doesn't want to go on a stupid quest for a princess.
Meeting the Mentor: Donkey. This is when Shrek met donkey. Through donkey's perseverance and to Shrek's annoyance they become friends. Donkey gives shrek advice along the way.
Crossing the Threshold: They go on the quest. Donkey and shrek leave the swamp and venture off into the unknown.
Tests, Allies, and Enemies: This is there long journey to the castle with Donkey never failing to annoy Shrek.
Approach the Inmost Cave: They are at the castle. Crossing the lake of fire and stinky brimstone on an old rickety bridge.
The Ordeal: Fighting the Dragon
Reward: They get the princess out. (and to Shrek that also means the swamp, and thus it's a reward)
Road Back: Their journey back to the swamp and Farquad. They have to stop every night. They fight bad guys in the woods (Fiona does) This is also when Shrek and Fiona fall in love.
Resurrection: Fiona is getting married...to Farquad. :( The ressurection part is when-with Donkey's help, (and dragons eventually) Shrek reappears at the Wedding. "I OBJECT" Then Fiona turns into an ogre. Surprise. and Shrek and Fiona are in love.
Return with Elixir: They go back to Shrek's swamp. Make it a nice place for two. Beware of ogres signs with their pictures included. Donkey visits often. and they live Happily Ever After. For now. :)

Saturday, December 4, 2010

50

Check Yes or No by George Straight

Once upon a time there was a little boy that loved a little girl. It started in 3rd grade, when he wrote her a little note asking if she loved him. She checked yes. After 20 years, they are still deeply in love and they are living happily ever after!

Sunday, November 28, 2010

6 words

During life, I made mistakes perfectly

A die hard clipper fan, always

Didn't go to church, my bad

turned out bad, had good intentions

a dolphin peed on me once

smile, love, play, eat, and pray

I can not make a decision

Live everyday like its your last

I worried more than was necessary

I'm weird, but definitely not boring

Saturday, November 27, 2010

5 Blurbs

The Gambler by FUN
About a man telling the story of him falling in love, having a son and daughter, how his wife almost died, and about how they need to enjoy each moment they have left. Then it catches up to present day as they eat dinner as a family


Last Kiss by Pearl Jam
A man is driving the car with his girl in the passenger side when the car in front of them, engine stalls, he couldn't stop in time so he had to swerve to the right. It was a bad wreck. He holds her in his arms for the last time in the road. She dies. He says he has to live good so he can be with her again in heaven.


Lay Me Down by Dirty Heads
A couple running from the law. They shoot a sheriff to get away. They become sick of running so they find a place they can stay, on the beach, and be in love.


Earl Had to Die by Dixie Chicks
Two best girlfriends grow up. One moves away and one gets married to Earl. Right after they get married Earl becomes abusive. She wants a devorce but Earl just put her in intensive care. So Maryanne and Wanda devise a plan to poision Earl. They kill him and take him out to the lake. No one misses Earl.


Christmas Shoes
A little boy trys to buy shoes for his mother who is dying, and after counting change forever he doesn't have enough. The man in line behind the boy at the store heard his story and gives him the rest of the money. The boy is grateful adn gets to give his mom the shoes before she meets Jesus. It brought out the true christmas spirit.

Saturday, November 20, 2010

Song 5 Things

Plot: Man tells the story of his family
Characters: Husband and wife who have a son, daughter, and dogs.
Setting: Where they fell in love, danced, flower-shop, where they lived, and lastly when they moved to Arizona and are still there. It is being told in the present time, tells of the past until it is caught up to the present time.
Conflict: The wife almost died, and they don't want to live too fast.
Theme: We will live until we die. Slow down and live life to the fullest. Spend your time with those you love

Sunday, November 14, 2010

Impulse Dos

Description: older sister taking younger brother to school 

Brother: Hey, you ready? We're going to be late if we don't leave in the next 5 minutes!
sister: ya, um, be right down...I'm ready! how about you go start the car and put the defrost on while I brush my teeth
bro: ok

(brushing, rinsing, spitting, ect when bro comes in)
sis: what's wrong?
bro: um.. please tell me you have your keys up here
sis: no they are in my basketball bag in the car. Why? Just use the spare hanging up by the garage to start the car.
bro: I started the car
sis: ok, good. Let's go then. We'll actually will be on time today.
bro: no we won't.
Sis: what's the problem?
Bro: well you know how your car door locks aren't automatic?
sis: ya..
Bro: and you always make me lock my door? and it has become a habbit..
sis: don't tell me you-
bro: ya I locked the keys in the car
Sis: and the cars on?!
bro:...yes...

sis: (sigh) I'll go call a locksmith
bro: are you sure you're set of keys are in the car?
sis: ya, are you sure you locked us out, with the car still on?
bro: yeah

Sis: (to locksmith man) alright, here you go. thank you.
Locksmith: ya, hopefully you won't have to see me again to soon! ha
Sis: ha ha yes, hope not!

Bro: I'll pay for it
Sis: It's ok. you can pay for breakfast.
Bro: what?
Sis: well since we will miss most of first period anyway, lets get breakfast.
Bro: ok :)

Sunday, October 31, 2010

Impulse

Description: Older sister driving her brother 15 minutes or so to drop him off at school.

Sister: ah, it's a real blizzard out there today. Thanks for getting the car started.
Brother: No problem.
Sister: The car will heat up eventually, maybe by the time we get there anyway. We need some heated seats, huh?
Brother: ya, it's not so bad though
Sister (talking to the car): oh easy there...
Sister: We're sliding a bit, maybe we'll start with getting some new tires. For now we'll just have to take it slow. Sorry if you're late. The plows haven't come yet.
Brother: it's ok
Sister: you're crazy not to wear a coat.
Brother: I don't need it in class

silence for a bit

Sister: I love this song, wish the radio wasn't so scratchy
Brother: Do you remember our trip to California? This song came on the radio every other station.
Sister: of course, I think that's why I like it.
Brother: me too
Sister: That was a fun trip
Brother: so much has changed since then..
Sister: ya... but not us...
Brother: don't forget, I have to stay after school for a little bit today
Sister: alright I'll pick you up here at three thirty
Brother: thanks
Sister: have a good day! I love you
Brother: I love you too

Sunday, October 17, 2010

Bad Poetry

Mr. Somebody
Your heart is as soft as iron man
But You help me see like glasses can
You're too hot, in case I see you I carry a fan
I have memories of walking barefoot through sand
You make me sing like rockband
Someday we'll grow up and have our own bit of land

Sunday, October 3, 2010

Direct Orders: ROCK OUT

Rock out like you just won American Idol. Rock out like the Los Angeles Clippers just won the playoffs. Like your highschool team just took state and every college scout was watching YOU. Rock out like you do when your favorite song comes on the radio. Like when you are driving in the car, with the windows down, and don't stop rocking out even when the car has to stop @ the stop light. Don't stop-never stop-Rocking. Rock out cause the spotlight is on YOU. Even if your stage is just you dancing in the headlights. It won't last long- don't miss it. Rock out cause you're alive. Rock out like you just lived through a near death experience. Rock out like every guy wants you. Like the man of your dreams only has eyes for YOU. Rock out like Jack Johnson came to sing to you. Like it was a song written about YOU. Rock out like your on your senior trip. Like you're boating. Like you won a million dollars. Like you could defy gravity. Don't stop-never stop-Rocking
Rock Out!

sHaKe ThE dUsT

This is for all the orphans
all the abandoned
for all the people who go on walks alone
ShAKe tHe DUsT
This is for all the Clipper fans
For everyone who didn't make the team
For all the wishers, still wishing
sHAke THe dUST
This is for the new kids
for the homeless
ShAkE thE DuST
This is for that one person. Tall people, small people, big people, sad people, mean people, quiet people, midget people, clean people, timid people, loud people, wild people, happy people, fat people, or worse those on a diet
for those still trying to fight it
SHakE tHe dUSt
This is for... the person who's responsible
This is for those taking the late shift tonight
This is for you
This is for me
ShAKe THE DuSt


        

Sunday, September 19, 2010

Love is...

10.Love is a haircut
9.Love is the sunshine
8.Love is a blank book- waiting to be filled
7.Love is the leaves changing colors on the trees- change is new, scary, and different but beautiful
6.Love is fire
5.Love is a pair of jeans- you've got to find the right ones for you
4.Love is waves hitting the beach- sometimes you can't help but fall hard
3.Love is a fruit tree
2.Love is your favorite song playing on the radio
1.Love is money- you've got to invest in it if you want it to last

I'm thinking about you...

I'm thinking about you like Weird Al Yankovitch thinks about being weird. Like music thinks about lyrics. Like instruments think about hands. Like hands think about gloves when the steering wheel is cold. I'm thinking about you like legs think about jeans. I'm thinkin about you like pepper thinks about salt. Like an ostrich thinks about flying. Like a cheetah thinks about running. Like a cage thinks about holding. I'm thinking about you like sleep thinks about nights. Like nights think about days. Like I'm thinking about you always.

Sunday, August 29, 2010

pen name

I picked the name Rowly. Rowly is a funny, happy, chubby kid. He is a really good friend and nice person. He doesn't let things stop him from being happy and having a good time. I want to be more like Rowly and find joy in the simple things :)

I enjoy playing and watching sports, hacky sack, reading, being outside, playing with family and friends, food, and music. I don't know what the future holds, but I know that's it is close and that I'll do what I can to make it a good one. So although change can be scary I look forward to it. :) I took creative writing because of all the reasons Mr. Nelson said on the first day of class and I'll be honest- I really thought I'd enjoy it.